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oncedevil

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Posted by

oncedevil

It's not- no don't. Look I just...

[A frustrated sound.]

It isn't his fault. He's got a new family I can't expect him to waste any more time on me. I can't expect that of anyone.

It was never gonna last, Nux. I've always been alone that's just how things are.

Look after everyone would you?

Posted by

devils_shadow

[The voice would sound very much like Tony's, if not for the colder more disinterested quality.]

Pathetic. You never cease to disappoint.

Are the two of you quite finished with this pointless display yet? There are those of us who have no choice but to listen to your simpering.

Posted by

witnessme

[Nux's reply starts out to Tony, pure and simple.]

N-new family? He always said you were a part of it. Families grow, I don't think I can b-believe it until I get that from his own...

[He stops at that new voice. Old voice. Huh?]

What's going on? Who're you?

Posted by

oncedevil

Ask him if you want I do--

[And then he's cut off.]

Great, it's you.

Posted by

devils_shadow

Someone tired of listening to this circular show of self-pity.

Posted by

witnessme

Oh! Right, there's t-two of you. Like with Lazarus.

Get out of here! I'll mess you up, other Tony.

Posted by

devils_shadow

[The laugh in response is ice cold.]

Please. I could tear you apart without a second thought, whelp. But I'd like to see you try. Unlike him, I'm not afraid to use the gifts we've been given.

Posted by

witnessme

Yeah? Well, OK then, come at me you butt! ...Head!

Posted by

devils_shadow

[Scoff. Wow this idiot.]

So eager to die? Disappointing as your intellect.

Posted by

oncedevil

Shut up and piss off.

Posted by

witnessme

[That hurts, surprisingly. Nux knows he's not the brightest, but somehow, having it pointed out so bluntly is really horrible.]

Don't worry Tony! I'll mess him up for you! I'll do it to prove that we want you to come back!

Posted by

oncedevil

Nux, don't. This guy's a psychopath you don't want to mess with him. Just ignore him he'll get bored and go away.

Posted by

devils_shadow

He may not be very intelligent but he certainly has a spine. That's more than can be said of you.

Posted by

witnessme

Say that to my face! Come here, get to Shepherd's Haven and face me like a man!

Posted by

devils_shadow

While it would be entertaining to watch you choke to death on your own words, you'll have to make it worth my while. Killing you alone isn't worth the trip.

Posted by

oncedevil

Damn it Nux would you stop provoking him?

Posted by

witnessme

No! No, uh, I'm not going to stop! He insulted us!

Stop being scared and face me you idiot piece of stinking... tar!

Posted by

oncedevil

So what? Ignore him he's just being an asshole. He isn't worth your breath.

Posted by

devils_shadow

Loyal to the bitter end. He could stand to learn a thing or two from you.

Look now, look at how he hides his own claws and cowers behind empty words. Is it any wonder the only defense he has is to flee?

[This is hilarious.]

Posted by

witnessme

[Nux... actually doesn't understand a lot of what the doppel is getting at. He puffs up and tries to act like he does, anyway.]

Defense? Yeah, you'll be needing a defense once I get to you! Cowsucker!

Edited on 2015-09-07 04:35 am (UTC)

Posted by

devils_shadow

[He's just laughing in the background. How can anyone be this obtuse and still alive? Will wonders never cease.]

I think not. But don't worry, when I do come to visit I'll make a special stop just for you.

Edited on 2015-09-07 04:40 am (UTC)

Posted by

witnessme

You need an address? I'll give you an address! Shepherd's Haven, the hut with the red X on the door! I just painted it there! Go ahead and try to miss it you lily-livered pansy baby!

Posted by

devils_shadow

It's adorable how hard you're trying to be threatening.

I wonder how you'll feel knowing your former guardian has run away with his tail between his legs, leaving all the little lambs open to the wolves. Maybe I will visit.

Just to make a point.