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See? Let me tell you about seeing! I don't have to! I could fight you with a blindfold and still win!

I'll see you soon.

Ta-tah~.

Do it! Do it, rush to your death! I'll be waiting!

God damn it, Nux.

[He appreciates the effort but holy shit dude.]

If I fight for your honor and win, you'll come back, right?

And what happens when you die?

[He's a lot more concerned about the dying than the winning thing.]

What are you talking about? I'm not gonna die.

What part of dangerous sociopathic demon is unclear to you!?

[He is so mad right now.]

He'll kill you, and level Shepard's Haven for the hell of it!

Level Shepherd's Haven?

[Now he sounds a little worried.]

No! No way. You said I have to take care of everyone now. I'll protect them!

Inviting a lunatic to town is a pretty strange way of doing that!

[You should be worried Nux this is bad!]

So what, it's better to just let a bully go and do what he wants without pushing back? I'm gonna push back! I'm not a coward anymore!

Getting yourself and a bunch of other people killed doesn't prove anything, Nux.

No one's getting killed! Not unless he wants to be the one to bring trouble into this place, then I'll do the right thing and end him!

Yeah well it sure sounds like he's planning on doing just that!

Yeah well he'd be stupid to even try.

Don't you think you're being a little over confident?

Uh, n-no! Definitely not! I know I'm right and, uh, I prayed about it. So that's gonna help.

I dunno if that's really gonna help...

[He's going to have to go back, isn't he?]

I'm Catholic. It'll definitely help!

Edited 2015-09-09 03:50 (UTC)

[Slightly uncomfortable. Because holy water.]

Uh, well, maybe. Sure.

Edited (oh my god why can't I html) 2015-09-09 03:56 (UTC)

[His parents are Italian dairy farmers. Of course they're Catholic, dude.]

...you don't sound like you think it'll work.

[Of course. He'd probably be as well, if not for many extenuating circumstances.]

I just think you should probably have a back up plan in mind, dude.

[Diplomacy!]

Praying is my backup plan.

[He sounds so... proud?]

Right. You uh, you do you, then. So... what's plan A, then?

[He's going to have to come back, isn't he? Just to keep his doppelganger from making Nux into lizard kabobs.]

Well, punching him in the face and making him leave us alone, of course, but he's not shown up yet.

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