oncedevil | IC Inbox/Answering machine

No! No, uh, I'm not going to stop! He insulted us!

Stop being scared and face me you idiot piece of stinking... tar!

So what? Ignore him he's just being an asshole. He isn't worth your breath.

Loyal to the bitter end. He could stand to learn a thing or two from you.

Look now, look at how he hides his own claws and cowers behind empty words. Is it any wonder the only defense he has is to flee?

[This is hilarious.]

[Nux... actually doesn't understand a lot of what the doppel is getting at. He puffs up and tries to act like he does, anyway.]

Defense? Yeah, you'll be needing a defense once I get to you! Cowsucker!

Edited 2015-09-07 04:35 (UTC)

[He's just laughing in the background. How can anyone be this obtuse and still alive? Will wonders never cease.]

I think not. But don't worry, when I do come to visit I'll make a special stop just for you.

Edited 2015-09-07 04:40 (UTC)

You need an address? I'll give you an address! Shepherd's Haven, the hut with the red X on the door! I just painted it there! Go ahead and try to miss it you lily-livered pansy baby!

It's adorable how hard you're trying to be threatening.

I wonder how you'll feel knowing your former guardian has run away with his tail between his legs, leaving all the little lambs open to the wolves. Maybe I will visit.

Just to make a point.

It's... it's like he said! It's up to me to look after them now! I'll protect the sheep too!

We'll see.

See? Let me tell you about seeing! I don't have to! I could fight you with a blindfold and still win!

I'll see you soon.

Ta-tah~.

Do it! Do it, rush to your death! I'll be waiting!

God damn it, Nux.

[He appreciates the effort but holy shit dude.]

If I fight for your honor and win, you'll come back, right?

And what happens when you die?

[He's a lot more concerned about the dying than the winning thing.]

What are you talking about? I'm not gonna die.

What part of dangerous sociopathic demon is unclear to you!?

[He is so mad right now.]

He'll kill you, and level Shepard's Haven for the hell of it!