oncedevil | IC Inbox/Answering machine

Oh! Right, there's t-two of you. Like with Lazarus.

Get out of here! I'll mess you up, other Tony.

[The laugh in response is ice cold.]

Please. I could tear you apart without a second thought, whelp. But I'd like to see you try. Unlike him, I'm not afraid to use the gifts we've been given.

Yeah? Well, OK then, come at me you butt! ...Head!

[Scoff. Wow this idiot.]

So eager to die? Disappointing as your intellect.

Shut up and piss off.

[That hurts, surprisingly. Nux knows he's not the brightest, but somehow, having it pointed out so bluntly is really horrible.]

Don't worry Tony! I'll mess him up for you! I'll do it to prove that we want you to come back!

Nux, don't. This guy's a psychopath you don't want to mess with him. Just ignore him he'll get bored and go away.

He may not be very intelligent but he certainly has a spine. That's more than can be said of you.

Say that to my face! Come here, get to Shepherd's Haven and face me like a man!

While it would be entertaining to watch you choke to death on your own words, you'll have to make it worth my while. Killing you alone isn't worth the trip.

Damn it Nux would you stop provoking him?

No! No, uh, I'm not going to stop! He insulted us!

Stop being scared and face me you idiot piece of stinking... tar!

So what? Ignore him he's just being an asshole. He isn't worth your breath.

Loyal to the bitter end. He could stand to learn a thing or two from you.

Look now, look at how he hides his own claws and cowers behind empty words. Is it any wonder the only defense he has is to flee?

[This is hilarious.]

[Nux... actually doesn't understand a lot of what the doppel is getting at. He puffs up and tries to act like he does, anyway.]

Defense? Yeah, you'll be needing a defense once I get to you! Cowsucker!

Edited 2015-09-07 04:35 (UTC)

[He's just laughing in the background. How can anyone be this obtuse and still alive? Will wonders never cease.]

I think not. But don't worry, when I do come to visit I'll make a special stop just for you.

Edited 2015-09-07 04:40 (UTC)

You need an address? I'll give you an address! Shepherd's Haven, the hut with the red X on the door! I just painted it there! Go ahead and try to miss it you lily-livered pansy baby!

It's adorable how hard you're trying to be threatening.

I wonder how you'll feel knowing your former guardian has run away with his tail between his legs, leaving all the little lambs open to the wolves. Maybe I will visit.

Just to make a point.

It's... it's like he said! It's up to me to look after them now! I'll protect the sheep too!

We'll see.

See? Let me tell you about seeing! I don't have to! I could fight you with a blindfold and still win!

I'll see you soon.

Ta-tah~.

Do it! Do it, rush to your death! I'll be waiting!

God damn it, Nux.

[He appreciates the effort but holy shit dude.]

If I fight for your honor and win, you'll come back, right?

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