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Yeah well he'd be stupid to even try.

Don't you think you're being a little over confident?

Uh, n-no! Definitely not! I know I'm right and, uh, I prayed about it. So that's gonna help.

I dunno if that's really gonna help...

[He's going to have to go back, isn't he?]

I'm Catholic. It'll definitely help!

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[Slightly uncomfortable. Because holy water.]

Uh, well, maybe. Sure.

Edited (oh my god why can't I html) 2015-09-09 03:56 (UTC)

[His parents are Italian dairy farmers. Of course they're Catholic, dude.]

...you don't sound like you think it'll work.

[Of course. He'd probably be as well, if not for many extenuating circumstances.]

I just think you should probably have a back up plan in mind, dude.

[Diplomacy!]

Praying is my backup plan.

[He sounds so... proud?]

Right. You uh, you do you, then. So... what's plan A, then?

[He's going to have to come back, isn't he? Just to keep his doppelganger from making Nux into lizard kabobs.]

Well, punching him in the face and making him leave us alone, of course, but he's not shown up yet.

He's probably not even in New Zealand, dude.

Huh? What? Well where is he then?

Hell if I know, I have't exactly been keepin' tabs on him. Figured he was dead, honestly.

[Not so lucky.]

Well, that could still happen!

[Frustrated noise.]

Tony, you gotta come back.

Why are you so stuck on this?

Wh-why are you so stuck on staying away, huh?

I've already answered that.

Well, uh, I don't like your answer. I think it's really dumb.

Doesn't change it.

Well it should.

Why?

Because I want it to change! Doesn't what your friend wants matter to you?

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