[Ouch. That stings, on top of the horrifying implications about this Cesar that are creeping into the picture like maggots from a corpse.]

I'm not saying you imagined anything! Don't put words in my mouth. And for crying out loud, cut me some slack; your double hit me so hard that I couldn't dial a phone number until a few days ago.

Even before I knew about them, I insisted that it couldn't have been you, that something had to be wrong. Thanks a lot for being just as charitable with my perceived intentions.